One who tries, but their effort is lost. The Result is pittiful. The person realizes this and will sheepishly laugh. (Mostly used when joking around with friends)
A plump feline who spends most of the day eating and sleeping. she is known to have loose morals, and has been spotted in scandalous positions with many different males of all species. Her favorite food is meatloaf and is always trying to force feed people her "Kitty Crab Cakes," which taste strangely like cat shit covered with kitty litter. Her favorite movie is superbad and her mating call is, "Yeahhhhhhhhhh"
What a woman does to her private area, hopefully every few days.
To scrub the female genitalia.
Sally: "Hey Roxanne. Are you going on another date with Ricky?"
Roxanne: "I wish. I think he may be gay. He didn't want to give me oral sex. He seemed to be turned off by my pussy."
Sally: "No, not Ricky. I bet it's time for you to wash the cat."
Roxanne: "But I bathe every week like clockwork."