webcest

as bad as incest, only it happens in cyberspace

Webcest is that special feelin' you get when you're makin' love to your old lady and you're both dressed like giraffes! It's that feelin' you get when you got high-res, glossy printouts of tubgirl and goatse and you're all alone on a school bus.

by rebeltoconform September 14, 2005

webley

one who enjoys impersonating anything that has webbed feet.

Rachel: Oh my god! Josh is so webley!
Jason: I know!!!

by Dan Goldstein October 4, 2008

Webbernet

The series of tubes which link computers across the globe.

My new girlfriend is 5'9", has fake tits, we've never met, but we chat on the webbernet.

by Paul Dirty December 11, 2006

webbed feet

Someone who was born in New Orleans. Called so because this person has gotten accustommed to getting wet, wading through flooded streets, and playing in the rain.

Born in the Crescent City, I soon got webbed feet and learned to love this city below sea level.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

webbernaut

A person who explores the internet.

"I'm not exactly a professional webbernaut."

by W Cox July 14, 2005

webterbate

To masturbate over those shitty bar adverts that come up along the side of sites like GameFAQs and Urban Dictionary.

The filter blocks porn, so I webterbate on GameFAQs.

by Bitch McAnal April 11, 2007

webern

A combination of web and modern. denotes the modern era after the pervasive web. Use to denote 21st century thinking.

"These webern kids are on top of things."

"He thinks he's so webern."

by VeganMan November 10, 2007