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TROTUS

Teleprompter Reader of the United States.
This is a bastardization of POTUS (President of the United States).

This term is currently only applied to President Barack Obama because of his apparent inability to speak extemporaneously without a teleprompter.

Attempts to do so result in an average verbalized pause ("umm") count of 20-23 per minute. (Count them whenever you see the President's teleprompter break).
Dude, I saw TROTUS on the tube last night. His teleprompter broke and he ended up giving the exact same speech twice.
by Roguewarrior100 May 6, 2009
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Troy

Greek mythology states that: A Troy is a monster that lives under your bed and when you are sleeping he has sex with you, you might not know that it happened, but he just cummed on your face like 5 hours ago and i saw it, his cum is like glue man.
Aaron: Hey Danton whats on your face?

Danton: Aw man... It must have been another Troy, they keep doing me in my bed.

Aaron: Nice one faggot, by the way. Your not good your bad.
by d0ughb0y March 4, 2009
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trotching

1)To Trotch. The actions of a man that has nothing left in his life but to continue to soldier on.

2)To continue to live life even when there seems to be no purpose.
I am trotching, walking down this road that appears to have no end in sight.
by ManicWiggy April 16, 2008
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Troy

Troy is a thicc arab boy with 200+ cousins, rumors say he caught the big gay for darren, but thats a secret he'll never tell. you know you love him, xoxo Arab boy
Dude thats so Troy
by AsophmoreThot September 17, 2019
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trotch

A vagina with peeling skin and open oozing sores with a horrible foul odor
Beefbag Dawn has a wafting trotch that you do not want to get anywhere near.
by Professor Stallone December 31, 2019
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potty trots

A case of diarrhea; slang for pain in pelvic areas and diarrhea
I was guarding the safe until i got the potty trots.
by Artman201 August 20, 2011
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Trotting her Turkey all up on his Jive

The act of a female initiating sex with a male.
Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008
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