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Sneeze and Squeeze

When she ridin yo dick and you blow a hand full of black pepper in her face to make her sneeze, causing her to tighten her pussy muscles
Bro i tried the sneeze and squeeze on my girl.

I blew my load instantly
by IDoBigFarts August 4, 2017
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lemon squeeze

A sexual game. The guy squeezes the girl's tits as hard as he can while she squeezes his dick. Whichever one screams out in pain first loses. The guy is not allowed to jizz or else he loses.
Bobby and Sarah played lemon squeeze late into the night.
by coopdawg June 2, 2008
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Squeezer

A contraceptive used by men to plug his urethra with Elmer’s glue to prevent impregnating a girl during doing the sex.
“Bro! There is no way she is pregnant! I had a squeezer up in there while we was fucken!”

“No guys! He’s totally into me! The only reason he didn’t cuddle after sex was because he needed to remove the squeeze!”

“Dude, don’t use a squeezer! Imma buy you a box of condoms from Costco!”
by Lilelmer February 3, 2018
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Squeezer

An impatient motorist.

1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.
That squeezer is giving me road rage!!!
by cpetkunas February 23, 2019
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Ceasar squeeze

The upset stomach that results from eating anything from Little Ceasar's. Usually has a 75% chance of occurring.
Ceasar squeeze, hot n' ready for the toilet. Just $5.
by WastedOM June 7, 2010
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cock squeezer

A jerk off, asshole, dipshit or otherwise stupid motherfucker.
Listen you fucking cock squeezer pay your fucking rent.
by TAU-rico May 8, 2003
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main squeeze

1. Your closest friend or friends

2. Boyfriend or girlfriend
Person 1:"These people right here are my main squeeze fo life!"
Person 2:"That's cool,"

Guy: "will you be my main squeeze?"
Girl: "of course!"
by LNBerger August 24, 2010
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