parasex error

When your judgement of a person is distorted because you're having sex with them and view them from a different angle. Like parallax error - but with sex.

"She is a 10!"
"ehh.. sounds like parasex error to me"

by theejudge September 4, 2015

parastar

The best surname you can have it is someone who helps everyone and loves Everybody she/he understands any people and you can tell everything to him he can keep secrets

Wow he is so nice it must be a parastar

by Lapclwks February 23, 2017

parasite

my girlfriend

Miranda is a parasite.

by porkasaurus rex April 5, 2017

Parasite

In DayZ - A person dressed in full military gear, has at least two fully kitted automatic rifles, doesn't speak to you, dances around infront of you like he has ants in his pants, asks you at least five times if you have any 55.6 to trade and tells you that he is a soldier. When asked, doesn't know what an MOS is and proceeds to ask you for ammunition before sprinting off into the horizon, never to be seen again until you restock your tents.

Wow, that guy's a fucking parasite. All he wanted was ammo for his five guns.

by RoryDayZRP September 21, 2017

PABS

Punk Ass Bitch Syndrome. A psychological disorder affecting ones mind and body. This disorder causes once cool, reliable friends to unexpectedly back out on plans, or become overall boring, and thus seemingly afraid of having fun.

Person 1: Where's Michael, tonight's gonna be so krunk - how could he miss this??

Person 2: He is having a PABS flare-up and decided to stay home - something about being tired and broke or something.

Person 1: Damn, that PABS is a motherfucker, it affects the whole body, and there's no cure. I feel so bad for him.

by Pinestik October 12, 2017

parasitification

becoming to the state of relying to the parasites that dwell in you.

The sub-species became dominant in contributing in their effects to the animals basic life during the parasitification, actively and unfix-able altering of the original species existence.

by StickOfGod October 14, 2017

PABS

Passive Aggressive Bull Shit

He said he didn't know anything about it, but he wss the one who designed it, he just didn't want to talk about it. I'm sick of his PABS.

by Dannyboy the Webster November 15, 2017