Myspace head

1. Simply put, someone who spends an unhealthy amount of time on the myspace friends/network website. Signs of a "myspace head" are people who seem to be on every time you or a friend logs in to check something, someone who hides their online status while having thousands of friends and hundreds of comments from e-strangers, and people who's entire social life (friends, conflicts, etc) can be tied to myspace.

2. Someone who takes a great amount of pictures in provocative clothing/posses, yeilding a huge of amount of comments in return, but in person they are hidden in plain sight and do not try to stand out at all.

1. "Lauren, who cares that Jasmine left a comment on Lisa's page saying Jake cheated on her with William, while William has a comment right under hers denying the whole thing, and saying to look a Jacob's page. You're on your cell phone with Maria and talking about myspace...just talk to her on myspace about myspace. You're a damned MySpace head."

2. Guy: John...isn't that the girl that just friend requested you on myspace earlier today?
John: Can't be, the girl on myspace was definitely more stacked...and maybe shorter.
Guy: No, look...she has the same lip and nose piercing. Damn she looked like more of a flirt on myspace...I hope that isn't her boyfriend's hand she's holding either.
John: Oh na, she gotta chill, if she leave the house looking like that and already has a man, why is she showing out on myspace? I'm deleting her fake ass tonight.

by trus May 29, 2008

Myspacer

A girl/man who takes excellent myspace pics but when you see them in person is not that good looking.

Guy1: dude, you should check this chick out i found on myspace she's so hot!
Guy2; Bro, i know that chick. She's a total myspacer.

by bigred4430 April 5, 2009

Myspace Unlisted

When you don't use your real name on myspace, in turn making it impossible to find someone using the search function.

Creepy Guy From Work: "Hey, I spent like 4 hours searching for you on myspace...do you even have one??"

Me: "Of course I do, I'm just myspace unlisted, stupid. Look up Carlton Banks, maybe you'll find me (but hopefully not)"

by der der derrr February 25, 2009

myspace angle

the shots that you don't see the direct picture of the face but just other shots such as (cheek shot, up head shot). just to intimidate others that he/she is hot but when the user gets to see the other one, they'll start freaking out that they wind up with some fucked up dude.

Oh man! his face was hideous! No wonder he used myspace angles. Fuck it, fuck myspace.

by Ben Fong February 11, 2006

myspace deja vu

When you log in to your myspace account for the first time in 3 months and you realize you have no new messages, friend requests nor comments.

I just had a myspace deja vu!

by Chicago Bulls March 26, 2008

Myspace Tom

The one and only TOM, creator of myspace, what else is there to say?

Myspace Tom: Myspace; A Place for Friends!

No Tom, we're NOT friends.

by shaun white is a hotiee May 22, 2006

myspace whore

Any person being male or female who gets attention on MySpace by having a rediculous amount of friends they don't know, never talked to and will never talk to. They try to get people to add them and comment their page and pics by repeatedly posting bulletins telling them to do so, which ends up just annoying other MySpace users.
The term myspace whore actually has nothing to do with the true act of whoring, or any kind of sexual act for that matter. It is just a term used for those who seek out attention on MySpace.

Example One
Person 1 - (Has 900+ friends) "Hey!!!!!! You seem cool. Add me!! Don't forget to comment my pix!"
Person 2 - "Sorry, I'm anti myspace whore."

by Kaila C July 24, 2006