Whomper Jaded

A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.

After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.

I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.

by gellyG. December 14, 2009

Dirty jaedon

When you get your rectum destroyed while operating a long liner saying "Holy fuck Big B I need more".

Jaedon: "Damn Big B you're looking fine in your rubber gear"
Big B: "You're fucking right bud, bend that ass over I'll get the squid jigger"
Jaedon: "Let's get this going, start jigging Big B"
Big B: "I'm bout to give you a dirty Jaedon bitch!"

by Dirty McLovin June 24, 2021

Dirty Jaleesa

When you get your fake eye lashes caught under your eye lid and three guys sneak up on you and drop a giant load right on your eye ball.

Today has been a bad day. I spent $70 on new eye lashes and ended up in the ER with a Dirty Jaleesa

by WD82 May 13, 2021

jaded

to be all nice to someone when your with one set of friends but when your with another set of friends you act like you dont know them.

ray was bing so jaded when i said hi to him today

by nicale October 27, 2006

Jaded

Jaded

Faded jaded out of mind

by anonymous January 27, 2021

Jaded

when a guy rubs one out; jerking off, masterbation

I only jaded once in the shower this week!

by igotthis September 20, 2009

Jalees

Jalees usually has a big belly and referred to as "jelly with the big mellow belly." He likes to play Agar.io and is a pro player.

Tahir asks Jalees to hit a tricksplit

by Therealzombie September 14, 2018