suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

by CR000 January 4, 2016

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

semen hose

Another improper term for a penis or male genitalia

I totally fucked Stacy with my semen hose the other night

by Extreme moisture February 3, 2018

Need her hosing

A Chick or someone, who's sucking dick ,cock ....on their knees.

That girls is need her hosing around.

by Nicole Daniels & Robert Macias February 13, 2021

hose slinger

A man (esp. Aaron) who really knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is a real hose slinger.

by jacknut January 19, 2012

Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023