Garden hose 

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.

No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.

Garden hose by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021

Garden hose 

Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.

I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.

Garden hose by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

balls hose 

A penis.

Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.

Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!

balls hose by brexitroy March 19, 2022

Rubber Hose Black 

A specific shade of Black used in cartoon during the 1920's and early 1930's

Those Toons with Rubber Hose Black limbs!

Rubber Hose Black by Super Bower October 14, 2022

Garden hose cock 

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

Garden hose cock by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

Seed hose 

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm

Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.

Seed hose by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023

Flesh Hose 

The penis, cock, knob, schlong

Dave get a bit drunk at Niall's party. In the early hours of the morning Dave got out his flesh hose.

Later on the next day he noticed a lot of teeth marks on that hose

Flesh Hose by The Course Man October 22, 2023