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pappy hank

a really funny and nice guy. hes always so welcoming to new people and is a great staff member.
pappy hank asked me how i was the other day

ikr hes so nice always checking up on people
by chrimpo January 12, 2021
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Hank Palmer

Hank is a judge and he's Tomsstiles'SSSSS husbannnnd Uh 😅
by Uhm Erm January 22, 2021
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Hank

Noun. When she is being a ho and a skank. She is being a Hank.

Hank derives its meaning from the combination of the word ho which means n. A prostitute and the word skank which means n. A sleazy or unpleasant person

Me: Please don't invite Regina to the party.

Friend: why shouldn't I invite her?
Me: because she is a total Hank
Her Dad's name is Hank and so is she.
by Bee Rye N Mirrors February 17, 2021
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Hank's Root Beer

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!
Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.
by Meatcringe February 24, 2021
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Hank

Hank: doesn't just die
by Flroalro April 3, 2021
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Hank

One of the worst people ever.
Pick me type of boy.

Switch’s girls faster than the speed of light. Piece of garbage with no brain cells
Wow HANk he has no Brain cells
by Geheheh124 April 28, 2021
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Hank Boontz

The largest lumberjack, this side of the Mississippi. He can wrestle 3 bears with one hand behind is back.

Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.

Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.

Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.

Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.
Squirrel 1: Hank Boontz, don't do it!

Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.

Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.

Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!

Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.

Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?

Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.

Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*

Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.

Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.

Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021
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