Flaker

Slang for a person who has proven to be unreliable in following through with plans (often for gatherings or public outings).

Bill is such a flaker, said he couldn't catch up me at the game even though he accepted.

by Magical Industry July 22, 2019

Flake

Noun: Ernie
Definition : Ernie / someone who agrees to do something and bails out either last minute or "on purpose by accident".

Example One: "We were supposed to hang out, but he flaked."

Example Two: "I told her to wait a good two hours and then pulled an Ernie on her."

by 213bree January 8, 2021

Flake-nation

1. One associated with a larger group of people who flake out

2. When you swipe right on an online dating profile and the match does not respond to the first message.

I matched Karen and she didn’t respond to my message. She must be part of that flake-nation

by BerkshireBoyBand January 22, 2021

flake

say you're not going when your friends make plans

"nah i can't go to the party next Friday"
what a flake

by gemataur October 23, 2022

Woodstock Flakes

Woodstock Flakes or Nutritional Yeast as it is traditionally called, dates back to ancient Egypt. It is a yeast fermented on molasses. The rise in popularity in recent years in the 'hippie' community has dubbed the formally known 'Nutritional Yeast' with a new name with less nutrition in the title. Containing 200% of your daily B12 per teaspoon, Woodstock Flakes are widley known as a dietary supplement and food seasoning.

Mix in fresh juice, top a salad, in soups, to thicken gravies, on popcorn, as a cheese substitute, or anywhere you want.

"Oh man, this popcorn is bland"
"You want to sprinkle some Woodstock Flakes on it?"
"Awesome! Thats the Shizit"

by J-Here April 21, 2010

nipple flakes

The crust off of nasty nipples

I didn't wear a bra in your shirt, because you told me to save those nipple flakes for later

by stoniebolony April 15, 2016

Clam flakes

When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.

Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.

by Clamer October 20, 2016