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Five Minute Rule

When talking to someone of the opposite gender over some sort of electronic contraption, such as instant messaging, text messaging, or other alternate forms of communication, the rule states that if said person does not respond to a message in the time of five minutes, that they have either left, or are not paying attention to you. In most cases, this spells doom for relationships, but if your are talking to someone with a short attention span, this may be understandably excused with the necessary punishment of one minute of shunning.
Guy One: Dude, I was talking to that girl but she didn't respond for a few minutes so I used the five minute rule. I dont think she liked it.....

Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....
by Artaxias September 7, 2009
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Five finger discount

The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.
Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.
by RepoManDR October 1, 2022
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ford-five

When two Superduty (or similar style trucks) pass one another on a narrow road close enough so their towing mirrors collide with one another in a high-five style.
Me: Hey man what happened to your truck??

Asswhipe: Fuck man, I thought I'd show off my new programmer so I decided I'd be cute and blow by some peckerwood towin a trailer on the rural route but the fuckin road was too narrow and I gave him the old Ford-Five

Me: Owned!!
by Grundelmuffin January 9, 2009
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drive five

a high five that is administered or received while in a car by either a fellow passenger or pedestrian on the walk
Justine gave Mike a drive five as he was speeding out of the parking lot of the King's Porno Palace.
by the box cutter June 2, 2009
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Catch Five

To punch or to get punched. It can also be used as Five Catch. See examples for more information.
Person 1: Son if this dude don't stop rappinghe gonna catch five.
Person 2: Real shit moe. He get on everyone's nerves.

OR

Person1: Aye bruh! I heard you was talking shit. I'm 'bout to come over there and Five Catch yo ass!
Dude who was rapping: See me then bruh! Was good!
by BADDAYJ March 24, 2014
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Home-School High-Five

-A person takes both of their arms and raises them above his/her head and slaps both of their hands together as if giving someone a high-five.

-The idea is that someone like a home-schooler wants to give someone a high-five when they get a math problem right, but there is no one around so they have to give themselves the high-five.
Isaac, that was such a dumb joke! You should give yourself a home-school high-five!
by Preston Stell June 20, 2007
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betrayal five

The act of pretending to "set up" for a high five, only to scream "Betrayal Five" and then to slap the chest area of a friend. This is normally done to throw the friend off-balance or to steal something that they have. This term was coined by Todd in the TV show Scrubs.
Steve: Dude, I just found a $20 bill laying on the ground!
John: Sweet! ...Betrayal five!

*John slaps Steve, Steve drops the $20 bill, John picks it up and walks away.*

Steve: Damn.
by Bryceter August 22, 2007
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