"I'm a Two-faced cunt that dosent really know what the hell she wants, please dont mistake my apparent feelings for you as real feelings, even though I tell you they are, cause it is in my nature to say one thing, do another, and claim to have done a third."
i.e M.E.
i.e M.E.
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Brie Ann was ovulating and even though Tyrone had masturbated three times that day he was still horny. He had to fuck something but didn't want another kid, so he fucked the cleavage of Brie Ann's 44 ddd's and spewed the juice in her face. It was quite a cum facial.
by Richard Black April 29, 2005
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i told paisley all my business think'n she would keep her big fat dick suckin lips shut but boy i was wrong she told just about the whole school and i wanted to beat her ass she is a two-faced bitch!!
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