3G experience

Get in, Get off, Get out. A very quick and often unsatisfying sexual experience.

She was as responsive as cardboard -- a 3G experience.

by PeteProfessor October 22, 2012

toplane experience

The feeling as a toplaner in League of Legends, when it doesn't matter what you do.
You will always lose the game cause the rest of your team solved world hunger.

How did you lose that game? Your stats are great wtf happaned?
I got the toplane experience

by onaeonaeonae January 21, 2020

Worst manicure experience of my life!

Used to mock someone who is complaining about something that is of little or no importance, showing them that you do not care.

Person 1: I can't believe she got invited to the party before me!
Person 2: Yeah I know, worst manicure experience of my life!
Person 1: Ugh.

by Mustache Lincoln April 2, 2009

the experience

A male who will change your life.

Hey naomi did you enjoy the experience?

No - he's busy with some other noonie

by asian sensation 1 June 28, 2006

the george w. bush experience

A 3-Piece band(sometimes abbreviated as GWBE) consisting of:

George W. Bush:Lead guitar,lead vocals
Dick Cheney:Bass guitar,backing vocals
Karl Rove:Drums,percussion

Former members:
Donald Rumsfeld:Drums,percussion

Guy 1:Hey, did you hear about that GWBE concert last week?It was insane!

Guy 2:Yeah, the George W. Bush Experience is mediocre.

by Shikyo2 December 29, 2008

Expert

A paid shill that often goes on television pretending that they know more than everybody else to promote the false agenda of whoever is paying them. Note: they often sprinkle in facts and figures to confuse the viewer but never give an accurate picture of the issue being discussed.

The climate change expert went on Fox News today to discuss how global warming is totally not a thing and its everybody's imagination that its getting hotter and sea levels are rising.

by mark7979 June 24, 2020

experience

Buzzword for "past failure."

Example 1: "Who knew biking in the alps is hard? It was a good experience."

Example 2: "I have lots of experience in that field. Before I was laid off."

by awesomesause January 20, 2010