drunk dial-up

The act of being intoxicated and contacting someone via computer; the computer equivalent of drunk dial

at 2:00 a.m. over the internet

Mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf

Sean: You're drunk right now, aren't you?

Mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers

Sean: Yep, you're drunk.
Way to drunk dial-up me, you cock.

by Ringheezy February 22, 2009

Dick Dial

When a woman, gay man or any person who prefers sex with a person possessing a penis, call said person at a disrespectfully late hour seeking sex and sex alone.

I can't believe Jason has a girlfriend oh well I'm gonna dick dial Chris tonight

by BTCpresident89 May 3, 2011

Denalogized

A word that sounds very intelligent yet has absolutely no meaning at all. An awesome burn for your friends and foes!

Jamie: Hey Shawn, you're denalogized.
Shawn: What?! Who says that?! What does that even mean?!

by Plastique Doll May 28, 2008

Dial Up

A person who hasn't caught up with the 21st century.

If your cell phone flips open, you're on dial up.

If your car is wood-paneled, you're on dial up.

You're on dial up if your t.v. has a tube in it.

by Comedian Danny Mahar February 23, 2012

drunk dialing

A phone call not just while under the influence as many say but because you ARE under the influence. Alcohol makes people more talkitive and open, therefore calling people to talk is much more likely under the circumstances. The following call (usually from a male to a female) is entitled "drunk dialing"
Also happens on coke

Tom was drunk dialing me yesterday he said some stupid shit
Yea you should stop sucking his dick for 2 months

by nego October 7, 2006

speed dial

quick fast

joel got me the coast guard on speed dial

by kerpal February 21, 2003

Dialogue Circle

n. A congregation of collegues, who in turn have become friends. These meetings are required to have alcohol being consumed by each of the members. Often disscusion at these meeings ranges from politics to women.

The only thing that is getting me throught the week is the thought of Friday's Dialogue Circle.

by Advisor Of Sorts November 14, 2006