Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out

My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.

by CafeDonut November 7, 2019

Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.

Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!

by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.

When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."

by Christywood90 July 24, 2024

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Colonize

To take/grab/use

"I'm gonna colonize this chair"

by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 2, 2024

Colonizer

Colonizer is a descriptive term for someone who believes in and perpetuates ideas that separate us from each other, nature, our people, etc or actively push ideologies that harm BIPOC.

It is not exclusive to one group of people; however, it certainly describes a portion of people that benefit from white supremacy—an element of colonization.

No, “colonizer” is not a slur or derogatory term.

So if that term bothers you, it’s probably describing you.

Person1: Native Genocide wasn’t that bad, they were fighting each other before we got here.
Person2: Colonizers did worse to natives than natives ever did to each other and still do with their harmful ideologies.
Person1: pshhhh whatever quit with your victim complex

Person2: Good job colonizer for proving my point

by Dicksucker Golden91623 August 3, 2024

Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

by Reefknot January 27, 2020