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Carrot Scraper 

A Carrot Scraper is a girl who doesn't open her mouth wide enough during fellatio, and in turn her teeth end up scraping your dick in the process.
My dick is raw after that last blow job. She was a fuckin' carrot scraper
Carrot Scraper by Punani-Patrol January 17, 2010

Crack The Carrot 

To masturbate while watching porn and eating Cheetos!
Man, Last night I had blue ball from my girlfriend so I had to go home and crack the carrot.
Crack The Carrot by sirly1 April 3, 2008

Snap your Carrot 

Without warning, to snap into a fit of blind rage quite often brought on by the actions of others.

A general term used to describe the behavior of someone who is easily upset.

Can also be used for someone with head noise who is experiencing an 'episode.'
Don't snap your carrot over something so trivial mate.

carrot guts 

A person who is so strictly vegetarian/vegan that they refuse to spend time with friends or family.
Person A: Why isn't Jenny coming out with us?
Person B: Apparently we're too "meaty" for her liking. Must be her carrot guts.
carrot guts by EveRtBest December 8, 2010

carrot partnership 

a ridiculous occurrence between co-workers in which both arrive to their shift dressed in the exact same target v-neck t-shirt. Chances are one might be a ginger.
"hey did you just see that carrot partnership?

yeah, i did"

Carrot bagging 

Masturbating using self-tanner, often by accident
Damn I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle at the store and ended up carrot bagging. You only make that mistake once.
Carrot bagging by Nair88 October 23, 2015