Definitions by sirly1

Crack The Carrot 

To masturbate while watching porn and eating Cheetos!

Man, Last night I had blue ball from my girlfriend so I had to go home and crack the carrot.

Crack The Carrot by sirly1 April 3, 2008

Sprayin' Mud 

Taking a runny shit with a massive amount of pressure behind it.

"That pot of beans I ate last night had me sprayin' mud all night!"

Sprayin' Mud by sirly1 April 2, 2008