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Sprayin' Mud

Taking a runny shit with a massive amount of pressure behind it.

"That pot of beans I ate last night had me sprayin' mud all night!"

by sirly1 April 2, 2008

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Crack The Carrot

To masturbate while watching porn and eating Cheetos!

Man, Last night I had blue ball from my girlfriend so I had to go home and crack the carrot.

by sirly1 April 3, 2008

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