Sprayin' Mud

Taking a runny shit with a massive amount of pressure behind it.
"That pot of beans I ate last night had me sprayin' mud all night!"
by sirly1 April 02, 2008
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Crack The Carrot

To masturbate while watching porn and eating Cheetos!
Man, Last night I had blue ball from my girlfriend so I had to go home and crack the carrot.
by sirly1 April 03, 2008
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