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abolisher

Abolisher is the ownage master of life,especially in gears of war,so if you feel like getting pwned and taken to school on the nub school bus, then look him up on x-box live.
n00b:Oh man, abolisher just owned our whole team!
OurBigMac:Correction you were just abolished*, and im proud to know him
Abolisher: OWNED! you were just abolished!*
by h4xxor 1337 February 1, 2007
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Absofuckerlutely

Describe a situation that you are more that 100% sure.
Davy is an SO, that is bsofuckerlutely obvious.
by Mokonamon May 8, 2005
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Absolute unit

What dumbass brits say when they see heavy ass people
Hallo Timothy did you see that absolute unit yesterday on the trolly? I sure did Hemsworth, that bloke could’ve been 130 kilo grams.
by Jay mami June 15, 2018
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Absoluter

A large or massive pinch of tobacco which sometimes provides large buzzes.
Ghost coon put in an absoluter to relieve some stress.
by Levi Pinkerton March 24, 2011
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absolute toss

(Adjective) Something thats is poor and lacking in quality. Applies to anything the complainant finds to be rubbish or not true.
Jimmy: I went to watch match last night.
Brogan: How was it?
Jimmy: Absolute Toss, it was 0-0 no excitement!
by Jon Wakeley September 30, 2011
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Absolute Rat

A state of mind when one finds themselves in an untenable situation
I've been stuck in this room for 5 days now watching nothing but b-rated dvds, it's absolute rat!
by daithi sean og o December 19, 2011
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Absolute Perfection

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.
See I tollddd you you were the definition of absolute perfection !!
by Snifg November 9, 2020
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