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Bar turtle

A girl that hangs out at bars with an empty shell for me to hide my head in.
Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!
by Gote1311 November 13, 2010
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Dorm Turtle

A term used to describe a girl who has sex with multiple peolpe in one college dorm. Just like a turtle, once she is on her back it is near impossible to get her to her feet.
Emily was known as a dorm turtle after she hooked up with half the football team in her first semester of school.
by TheTurtleSlayer February 28, 2011
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Vertical Turtle

"Honey, I really enjoy doggy style."
"This isn't doggy style, this is the vertical turtle."
by Voodoo Shop Talk October 22, 2011
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Impressive Title

A video game made by a Lion King enthusiast, KovuLKD. Simply rendered lions and keyboard controls, the game began as a gift for a fellow fursona-owner, a one-player fighting game. However, as he experimented with it further, he went on to make a multiplayer option. As internet came into the picture, TLKFAA (The Lion King Fanart Archive) members far and wide began to play. Servers would crash from the sheer amount of players. As demand grew, the game itself improved. People generally used the game for roleplay and chatting, though others used it for making presets and their own maps/worlds. Played mostly by furries of unusually young age or by adults, the fandom for the game grew to be so large that once the game ended, the fandom lived on. Many recreations and attempts to reawaken the game have occurred since then, in particular "Feral Hearts", also made by KovuLKD with the intent of a better multiplayer game.
Developments in this strange subculture included vampire lions, the fight over whether canines should be included, the great exclusion of players younger than 13, the addition of "items" and animals to hunt, the great issue of public presets, how to make invisible teeth, the double jump, huge prides of OCs, the addition of scene/emo hair to lions, the auto-updater, the addition of a million facial expressions, the option of lip-syncing, friend lists, teleportations, /me commands, and many others.
Furry: Hey man, have you heard of impressive title?
Non-Furry: No, what the heck has the name "impressive title"?
Furry: Only the best free role playing game for furries!
Non-Furry: That doesn't even sound half good.
by xxMikuxx November 2, 2013
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snappy turtle

When your girlfriend covers your neck/body with hickeys.
Damn bro, your girl definitely pulled a snappy turtle last night on you.
by CommyCorner December 22, 2014
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Cosmic Turtle

A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.
I wasn't sure how my English essay was gonna turn out but it ended up being a cosmic turtle.
by freddietwerkcury March 23, 2015
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Sea turtle

An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.
Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.
by TheRealJake June 30, 2016
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