Trouser Snake

Another word (or phrase) used to describe one's penis bulge when seen by another person
insert name: Hey Jake! Did you see Evan's Trouser Snake?
Jake: Yeah, I'm surprised no one else saw
by Real Kiwi Hours February 13, 2018
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trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021
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Trouser Stout

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.
Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.
by Jonny35 February 27, 2018
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trouser tornado

(V.) To rip ass in one's pants (see fart). They come in wet and dry variants. Some dry ones may sound wet.
BRRRAP!

Jeez! Did you just rip a trouser tornado?!?

Yep! And it was wet!

Go back to the apartment and get some new underwear!
by Trouser Snake Ringleader July 24, 2015
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White trouser knights

Popular meaning: sperm, or semen.
"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."
by squatsonahotplate February 12, 2013
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kitty trouser

Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.
Damn dude you got her! She's doing a kitty trouser right now!
by That desk in the back March 28, 2015
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trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.
I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!
by BiffNaked February 22, 2024
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