by Real Kiwi Hours February 13, 2018

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water
*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.
Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.
by Jonny35 February 27, 2018

(V.) To rip ass in one's pants (see fart). They come in wet and dry variants. Some dry ones may sound wet.
BRRRAP!
Jeez! Did you just rip a trouser tornado?!?
Yep! And it was wet!
Go back to the apartment and get some new underwear!
Jeez! Did you just rip a trouser tornado?!?
Yep! And it was wet!
Go back to the apartment and get some new underwear!
by Trouser Snake Ringleader July 24, 2015

"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."
by squatsonahotplate February 12, 2013

Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.
by That desk in the back March 28, 2015

by BiffNaked February 22, 2024
