squirrel patch

Your "squirrel patch" is for men, mostly, the nasty section of hair above your ass and on your lower back. This is for men who are not hairy like BigFoot, all over their backs...this term just refers to the ugly "patch" of hair at the bottom of the back.

That bitch scowled when I took of my shirt and she first glanced at my squirrel patch when I had my back turned toward her.

by LDog17 August 22, 2011

Scribble Patch

A mound of pubic hair.

Gross, I was looking through a Playboy from the 80's and she had a fucking scribble patch.

by akendall October 10, 2009

Photographers Patch

A patch of primarily grass stain given to photographers that throw caution to the wind and get down and dirty to the earth when taking photo's outside. Mainly on the knee's of photographer's and in some cases elbows.

Person A: "Hey i see you got a Photographers Patch."

Person B: "Yeah i was really getting into my photo's today, thanks for noticing."

Person A: "Mind if you show me some of the pic's you snapped?"

Person B: "No prob ill post em' to Flickr later and you can check em' out."

Person A: "Sha-Weet!"

by _M_A_T_T_R_E_S_S_ June 10, 2011

hatch patch

Pubic hair

"I need to get my hatch patch trimmed."

by Roberto Mung December 8, 2014

Watermellon Patch

A big chunk of weed thats covered with seeds.

Damn dude this quarter's a fucking watermellon patch

by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009

sheriffs patch

The act of pinching the taint of the gooch, AKA pinching the part between a woman's ass and vagina.

While I was doing Cindy doggy style I reached around and pinched her gooch(sheriffs patch).

by Jobobagonush April 24, 2015

cabbage patch

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl

Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch

by whatisit April 19, 2005