I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

by Angel_k March 21, 2010

tabletpc

Noun. A notebook PC that lets a user flip the screen around and lay it down on the keyboard so they can use a pen to navigate about the computer's GUI and write or take notes directly on the screen using their own handwriting.

I just bought the Toshiba Portege Tablet PC. It's okay, but I wish it had a Centrino Bundle at 2.0Ghz instead of a crappy Pentium 3 at 1.33ghz. And 802.11G. And 4 USB2.0 ports instead of 2. and I want it to be half as thin. And weigh half as much. Is that asking too much?

by Aaron September 13, 2003

Table Toucher

When someone is so fat there stomach actually touches the table in sitting at a booth in a restaurant.

Mike: I can't fit in this booth and I'm spilling food on me.

Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.

by Lvannienwenhove December 5, 2010

tablesuck

to suck or lick something up from a table. Usually alcohol.

If you spill people around should start yelling tablesuck!

M: spills

N: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
B: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
H: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK

by Satan I Gatan October 7, 2011

Tabletubby

The act of walking around with an iPad or similar tablet partially tucked down the front of your pants so that you can listen to videos on Youtube via headphones while doing housework or chores. The result is that you have a video emanating from your abdominal area.

My house was a mess and my iPod was dead, so i stuck my tablet down my pants and began to Tabletubby The Atheist Experience on Youtube until everything was sparkling.

by heyufck December 30, 2012

Tabletage

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.

Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.

by underthegun42 June 18, 2013

table head

A blowjob given from beneath a table.

I didn't notice Laura giving Dillon table head until I dropped my knife!

by Aideoghoi August 8, 2016