top-posting

Top posting is the practise of replying to a message by writing above the original text.

Because it's messing up the reading order.
>Why?
>>Please stop top-posting.

by Eleni from Greece July 31, 2008

top shag

When a man or a woman are heavily capable of issuing the most incredible sex you will ever receive. 'Top shag' is a title only appointed to those who have a reputation of being the utmost best in the sack. E.g. Nathan 'top shag' Smith was the best shag I've ever had!

Oh my good lord, that boy was a top shag!

by wigley worm June 3, 2014

Top Yourself Tuesday

A Tuesday that is, or is going to be, so bad you are tempted to commit suicide, or "top yourself"

Joeys student 1: OMG, we have an English task first Tuesday back!
Joeys studnet 2: Fml, get keen for Top Yourself Tuesday everyone!

by PrettyStarFury August 22, 2009

top men

People who gets things done.

Lois: Wheres James woods?

Peter: He's with top men Lois.

Lois: Who?

Peter: Top men....

top men who lois james woods

by nwyyorkfretbarholocost September 1, 2010

Top Shotta

Being head of a mob; organization calling the shots.

Related to gang affiliation, being a top shooter within the designated gang.

“That boy right there is a Top Shotta”.
“I gotta talk to the top shotta before we call any shots”.

by ChoppaToppa September 15, 2019

top percentage rattata

1. Youngster Joey's low level (like REALLY low level) Rattata which is defined as, "Top Percentage" until you beat the shit out of it with your Level 5 Cyndaquil

“Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is the top percentage rattata"

by Coolcat858 November 26, 2014

Top wave

First rate, top quality, five star, excellent, outstanding , superb, top of the line, the best and finest.

The new Starbucks drink is top wave.

by KacieSofia October 14, 2017