california spring roll

When a guy shoves a spring roll on his dick and fucks a hoe, yelling I'm from Cali bitch

How did my california spring roll taste

by biggieballz August 31, 2015

German Spring Offensive

When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.

"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."

by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020

tuna in spring water

College freshmen of the female gender of whom it is assumed are less sexually experienced.

Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.

by No Sluggo Dave December 27, 2008

spring grove

a town in spring grove, with a smelly paper factory.

out of towner: oh wow, what's that smell?
resident: stink grove, or should i say spring grove.

by jess sturr. o: October 16, 2008

Spine

An extremely attractive part of the human body. An important trait looked for in a mate.

"Woah, did you see Justin? Damn he's fine. Look at that spine..."

by iLIKEspinez February 27, 2009

Spring Break

A week in which one does not wear pants.

tom-"hey what are you doing for spring break?"
jeff-"sleeping till noon, and not attempting to get up or wear pants."

by bitchimgod March 29, 2010

Big Spring, Texas

Also known as the "Big Shitty", or the "Big Suck". The town is often mistaken to other morons as "Big Springs" but there is only one spring and it's contaminated.

I was born in Big Spring, Texas, A.K.A. the "Big Shitty".

by lulu72 December 9, 2008