Stacking

When one wanders into a neighbors yard during the festive holiday season, rips their decorative lighted reindeer out of the ground, and mounts them in such a manner that it looks like Rudolph is getting ass-rammed by Dasher.

DUDE, THOSE PEOPLE TURNED THEIR LIGHTS ON WHEN THEY SAW US STACKING OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOW AND CALLED THE COPS!!

by Slash12 July 1, 2008

smacking the pony

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

by abstract_J May 31, 2009

pen smacking

mausterbating (also smacking pen)

I found some porn and starting pen smacking.

by Sean March 7, 2004

Stacking

When your wife gives you one, or multiple, jobs or tasks to do on top of the already high-pile of things to do on your honey do list.

"Honey, after your'e done grocery shopping, can you run the vaccum and make sure the grass is cut ? I don't mean to be stacking chores on you, but you know your'e my big helper".

by Uncle Puppy February 21, 2009

smacking dicks

when its really fucking hot.

Oh my fucking god, its smacking dicks out side.

by that sick lovely angel September 15, 2009

multi slacking

Like Multi Tasking, only the complete opposite: Doing nothing in several tasks at the same time, or avoiding several obligations.

I'm so tired, I been multi slacking in math and English and with my gf.

by Teakay July 20, 2008

She's Packing

When a girl is posessing some vuloptuous woman meat, aka the GOODs. Usually a camel toe or some kind of print, similar to "he's packing in those gray sweats"

"have you seen Corey in those leggings? She's PACKING

by terry192 May 17, 2021