Speedway slurpee

Getting a blow job behind a gas station.

John asked his girl if she wanted a speedway slurpee. They then went behind the gas station and she gave him a blow job

by Nerdytits January 24, 2017

Levee Slurper

One who hangs out at the levee to suck dicks for drugs

You know Joes mom? She’s a levee slurper

by Mountain Cunt Witch December 31, 2021

slurpee

a sexual act in which the male sucks out of their partners anus using a straw then consequently vomiting all over their body.

Brent gave Julie a slurpee and made a huge mess in her basement.

by SlurpeeMan October 5, 2007

Slurpee

When you jizz and piss all over your hand and then rub it in a girls face to lick.

Damn!!! Last night, my hoe was getting all frothy on me so I decided to give her a sip of my slurpee!!!

by xxBannananzzxx January 10, 2008

Texas Slurpee

when a homosexual commits the act of sucking the cum out of another mans asshole....with a straw

" hey jim, heres that texas slurpee you were asking for!"

by bigfoot228 January 13, 2009

underage slurpee

an underage slurpee is like a ninja or second term for jail bait.. adults use it so they can get away with raping little kids..

mike- " hey man, i was thinkin of pickin up an underage slurpee.. wanna come?"

mr.anderson- " hell yeah!! only if they are in elementry.. i like my underage slurpee TIGHT!!!"

by the mafia niggah June 17, 2010

slurpee

A frozen beverage commonly enjoyed by Native Indians.

"Ehh Uncle Victor, let's go get a bruis'n berry slurpee, ehh??"

by Wayne May 1, 2004