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an underage slurpee is like a ninja or second term for jail bait.. adults use it so they can get away with raping little kids..
mike- " hey man, i was thinkin of pickin up an underage slurpee.. wanna come?"

mr.anderson- " hell yeah!! only if they are in elementry.. i like my underage slurpee TIGHT!!!"
by the mafia niggah June 16, 2010
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