by Phonebooth Lynn April 25, 2014
Get the zen slapmug. by Kachigga my wigga August 2, 2020
Get the Sanny Slapmug. using a flimsy object (ie celery) to slap someone across the face with, often to try and reason with them.
by R puppy August 30, 2009
Get the celery slapmug. jerome came home pissed and passed out. Come morning the prick wouldnt wake for work. Grabbed a frozen used lady pad from the freezer and rag slapped him across the cheeks. That woke the cunt up.
by rag slapper March 1, 2011
Get the rag slapmug. To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.
(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
by ARLM September 19, 2010
Get the Slap and Napmug. When Ur Pimp Hand Is So Strong And U Slap A Bitch In Broad Day Light In Front Of All To See And She Stumbles And Drops Her Bags.
by Numba1HB504 January 1, 2010
Get the Cutty Slapmug. "I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."
by master of the factory January 12, 2007
Get the slap clittiesmug.