Gene Shallot

Noun - 1) A pathetic excuse for a celebrity

2) Decent cannon fodder for celebrity jokes

3) Any white person with an Afro

Verb - See Shalloting

Guy 1: that dude is totally Gene Shallot! Guy 2: Yeah man, look at his afro!

by Stan the Let'sPlay Man December 13, 2010

shallow grave

A sexual position in which the female partner appears to be dead or lying on the back facing upward. The male partner therefore fucks her while he is on his knees. When having sex the male partner looks as though he is fucking a body that is in a "shallow grave". This position looks as though it is derived from necrophilia.

"I fucked her in a shallow grave."
"What?"
"I fucked her while she lied down. I was on my knees."

by S&J112 November 5, 2006

This Poo Shall Pass

positive affirmation used to cure constipation

Went to New Age doctor for cure to my ‘having trouble pooping’ problem. Cost: $100 bucks.

Suggested I say affirmation.

THIS POO SHALL PASS

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Shallow

1) Someone who says that a certain band is "Th3 b3St3stt b4Nd EvA".
2) People who judge wholly on looks.

-It's not shallow to be more attracted to a girl/guy who's "hot". It's instinct to get a "mate" who has appealing genes.-

1) All U2 fans.

2) Most cheerleaders/jocks.

by Shallower Than Thou August 28, 2005

Cum Scallop

A semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex. The receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. This snack is often garnished with salt.

Dude, I ate my girlfriends cum Scallop last night. It was delicious!

by CumGuzzler September 18, 2012

Dilly Dally Shilly Shally

Some random expression used to Tifa in the movie Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. No one is quite sure what it means, but it appears she says it in uncomfortable situations, much like "I don't wanna talk about it!"

Girl: You just cant deal with anything, can you??
Guy: (some lame excuse)
Girl: Oh shut up.
Guy: (more lame excuse)
Girl: Dilly dally shilly shally!

by Christina S May 16, 2006

three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.

They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.

by Fearman January 25, 2008