penal smear

When you get your penis with cum on it and smear it all over a girls face!

My girlfriend wasn't paying attention to me so i asked her to look my way and i penal smeared her!!!!!!

by Chris and Jordan May 28, 2008

vertical smear

a fuckin big shit stain produced by a scruffy fuckin chink who sells dvd's!!!!!!

man look at chan he has a vertical smear down his boxers, dirty little cunt!!!!

by cuntbag 99 January 28, 2010

pabst smear

1/2 PBR, 1/2 Guiness

"I ordered a Pabst Smear from the bartender"

by lancaster505 June 11, 2006

SMBAD

Acronym for Shaking My Bad Ass Dreads Substitute for SMH = Shaking My Head

Bro! Unbelievably ignant! smbad

by TreeJak September 3, 2011

Smear the Queer

A homophobic (though not always overtly so) name for a rather homoerotic game.

Example: Billy didn't mind being the queer, in fact he enjoyed being dogpiled by the other boys.

Note: While often thought of as a "boy's game" I personally have seen girls playing Smear the Queer, though I don't recall ever seeing a co-ed game; which really just hightens the feel of homoerotisism.

by hbgnmsjyhgfgdxf January 11, 2009

smeagle

A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.

Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?

by Donald March 2, 2004

Smeagolicious

Smeagol + delicious. Mmmmm. You definitely want to be described this way.

Rachel had an altsome time at the Pearl Jam concert because Eddie Vedder looked so smeagolicious.

by That Dark Haired Chica December 30, 2003