religion

A bunch of bullshit.

I tried studying religion but then realized it was a load of shit.

by George W. Bush is a douchebag August 6, 2006

Religions

Very large (usually popular) cults.

"'Stupid religions'she said, as she masterbated to the bible."

by DieJebusDie August 19, 2003

religion

1. A massive group of people who all follow the EXACT same set of beleifs without having to think about them. In fact questioning God is bad and sends you to a land of eternal suffering.

2. A simple system that breeds laws into people so that they realize the only way to salvation, is to give the church money.

Religion is the fasionable substitute for beleif. --Oskar Wilde

Also see: Sexual abuse

by Moo May 25, 2003

religion

religion is the opium of the masses

-Karl Marx

I'm not a communist but religion is stupid . It is there to explain what cannot be explained, (until now), science trumps religion in every count. How can your faith be any more correct that one of any of the other hundreds of
religions in the world?

religion is stupid because it is based on faith

by Jake March 31, 2004

Religion

The only acceptable form of bullying

Terrorist: go and blow those people up or be damned to a life of suffering and misery
Innocent muslim: ok

by bumwillydribbleboobies August 23, 2005

Religiously Cockblocked

1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.

2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions

Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon

by MOBLOCK March 6, 2011

Cafeteria Religion

Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs

Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.

by motel November 11, 2013