"Pitched a Tent"

1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.

1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"

2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.

by Chicopee Greg November 1, 2007

pitch a bitch

another way of saying someone is going to loose control and throw a fucking hissy fit

Mildred pitched a bitch when she saw how "far" we had to walk to get to the car when we picked her pathetic fat ass up from the airport even though none of us wanted her to come visit us. We only wanted Jason to come visit us. We are glad that Mildred is no longer a part of our lives cuz she is the biggest fucking bitch any of us have ever met in our entire existences. She likes to start fights between either herself and relatives or relatives and other relatives, therefore alientating everyone around her. For more information about this bitch Mildred, please look up Mildred.

by Princess Bitch August 10, 2004

Pitching Loaves

To take large dump or excret a massive amount of feces.

Dude, I walked in on my grandmother pitching loaves in hte bathroom today and it smelled like a cow died in her rectum.

by Badams March 14, 2006

Perfect pitch

That rare case when you drop a deuce with such precision that when you wipe, the toilet paper comes away absolutely clean.

Oh, man! Last night i went to wipe but the paper came back clean... PERFECT PITCH BABY!

by Dconnor December 9, 2017

pitchforks

now known as the hick version of the switchblades from carson!! the pitchforks!!!!!!!

i am gonna take this here pitchfork and shove it up ur ass!!!!!!!

by strickt-ly us... March 18, 2005

PITCHKIE

well it*s a womans ehm.. love place

Clurr has a mighty fine pitckie.. wouldn*t you agree evan?
Why yes her pitchkie is like a reel big fish

by Surrah December 9, 2003

pitchforker

A twat who thinks Bon Iver is beautiful music rather than dull claptrap.

people who make me suffer through Bon Iver songs when I'm drunk even though they sound a same, a pitchforker often doesn't read pitchfork.com they just share that mentality

by the don85 October 28, 2013