pootas fruitas

when you take a shit in a fruit and then offer it to someone

pootas fruitas es muy magnifico

by princess lambchop May 13, 2005

Pooter

a hand held digital organiser anything from the little ones that only hold names and addresses, up to full fledged computers including mobile phone and camera, does not include programmable calculators.

do you use your pooter for anything other than playing games.

by delta tango April 17, 2005

cooter-pooter

super cool, super bad, just about anything that is super

"That man over there farted. Cooter Pooter!" "I once pulled a 900 on my bike and it was like totally cooter pooter dude."

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

pooter titty

Pooter titty is the most offensive word to girls. They hate the word pooter and hate the word titty. Combined, they are unstoppable.

Dude - You're a fucking Pooter Titty
Whore - *head explodes from the force of being called a pooter titty.*
Dude - *drops trou and performs some necrophilic maneuvers*

by billberto April 6, 2005

Pootrangle

a soggy vag with an unpleasant odor

After the Winter Ball, Martinez was eager to get into Betty Sue's granny panties. After pulling them down however, he discovered an impolite pootrangle that smelled of rotten pumpkin skins.

by Cam Scumbag February 22, 2008

pootacious

A word used to describe something that sucks, is lame or crappy.

That was the worst movie I ever saw! What a pile of predictable shit that was. God, Matthew Perry is pootacious!

by beautifulbastard August 2, 2009

pootcard

in association with the V-Card. when one loses their pootcard you must receive a poop into you butt hole from a significant other, then the other man (not woman) sticks there pinky finger into the poopie ass all while docking viciously.

my pootcard was taken from me last night, now i have the courage to do anything!

by shootcoot October 7, 2009