Short for Bizarro-worldo.
The opposite of the real world. Good is evil, round is square, hello is goodbye. Introduced in the "Superman" comics and used to extreme hilarity on "Seinfeld."
The opposite of the real world. Good is evil, round is square, hello is goodbye. Introduced in the "Superman" comics and used to extreme hilarity on "Seinfeld."
Bizarro tires on the car are square.
Bizarro Saddam Hussein has George W. Bush locked up in prison.
Bizarro Hillary Clinton bakes cookies for her son's Cub Scout troop, doesn't worship Satan, and enjoys sexual intercourse with a man.
Bizarro Saddam Hussein has George W. Bush locked up in prison.
Bizarro Hillary Clinton bakes cookies for her son's Cub Scout troop, doesn't worship Satan, and enjoys sexual intercourse with a man.
by billberto March 23, 2005
A large ball of wonderful goodies that you drop in the porcelain pool the morning after Cinco de Mayo. Similar to Ireland's Eye.
Holy frijoles! Who the fuck is in that stall? He must have been drinking for 14 hours straight last night to drop a stinky pinata like that!!!!
by billberto May 06, 2005
1. Adding emphasis to the swear fuck by referencing a skunt.
2. Fucking the shit out of some random, low self-esteemed whore, whose name you may or may not remember, doing it raw, then leaving the mess for her to clean up like any good little woman should. Preferably a skunt fuck includes demeaning tricks like Angry Pirate, Dirty Sanchez, Blumpkin, and/or Spiderman, because the stupid skank, cunt, bitch deserves to be degraded.
2. Fucking the shit out of some random, low self-esteemed whore, whose name you may or may not remember, doing it raw, then leaving the mess for her to clean up like any good little woman should. Preferably a skunt fuck includes demeaning tricks like Angry Pirate, Dirty Sanchez, Blumpkin, and/or Spiderman, because the stupid skank, cunt, bitch deserves to be degraded.
You know that drunk chick that I was talking to last night? I took her back to her place, skunt fucked her, took the cash out of her wallet, shit in her shoes then killed her cat. I love skunts.
by billberto March 21, 2005
An annoying coworker who thinks that he is an authority on every subject ever conceived. Behavior includes (but is not limited to) butting in to every conversation within ear-shot, complains incessantly, taking over and fucking up other people's projects, picking fights for the sake of fighting, fucking up because he thinks that he knows everything and doesn't need to RTFM or ask questions to more knowledgeable staff members, invites himself along to lunches and happy hours, brags incessantly, physically stinks of rotten cabbage, and crying whenever something doesn't go his way.
Originally conceived as an acronym for our coworker Sam's bizarro twin - "Fat, Evil, Melting, and Ugly Sammy."
Originally conceived as an acronym for our coworker Sam's bizarro twin - "Fat, Evil, Melting, and Ugly Sammy."
"God damnit! Who invited Femus!"
Guy 1: "...then we went to the Pizza House for lunch..."
Femus: "You know, the origins of pizza are very interesting. They come from the Aboriginal tribes of Scandinavia and include rack mountable switch plates and overdrive compartments."
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you talking about? Who asked you anyway, you stupid fucking prick."
Guy 1: "...then we went to the Pizza House for lunch..."
Femus: "You know, the origins of pizza are very interesting. They come from the Aboriginal tribes of Scandinavia and include rack mountable switch plates and overdrive compartments."
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you talking about? Who asked you anyway, you stupid fucking prick."
by billberto March 23, 2005
Foreign currency, usually printed in bright colors with funny pictures of people that no one has ever heard of. Called Monopoly Money or Funny Money because it looks and feels like some fake cash you get with a board game.
Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.
Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.
British Pound
New Zealand Dollars
Canadian Dollar
Japanese Yen
Euro
Australlian Dollar
Switzerland Francs
South Africa Rand
Mexico Pesos
Russia Rubles
Saudi Arabia Riyals
etc
New Zealand Dollars
Canadian Dollar
Japanese Yen
Euro
Australlian Dollar
Switzerland Francs
South Africa Rand
Mexico Pesos
Russia Rubles
Saudi Arabia Riyals
etc
by billberto March 21, 2005
The best way to pronounce ESPN, especially when they are showing endless Yankees and Red Sox highlights or the World Series of Poker.
I can't wait for EnisPenis to stop showing the Yankers and Boo Sox so I can see the rest of the league highlights during the remaining 5 minutes.
by billberto March 29, 2005
A crummy commercial.
*after cracking a secret code*
Ralphie: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
Ralphie: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
by billberto April 07, 2005