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Definitions by billberto

Stinky Pinata 

A large ball of wonderful goodies that you drop in the porcelain pool the morning after Cinco de Mayo. Similar to Ireland's Eye.
Holy frijoles! Who the fuck is in that stall? He must have been drinking for 14 hours straight last night to drop a stinky pinata like that!!!!
Stinky Pinata by billberto May 6, 2005
A wide ranging currency that men use to reimburse women for sexual favors. The highest denomination in the jewelry economic scale is diamonds, with gold being the most common unit.
I wanted to make sure that I could fuck the shit out of that skunt for the rest of the month, so I gave her a bunch of jewelry. Greedy bitch...
Jewelry by billberto May 6, 2005

pooter titty 

Pooter titty is the most offensive word to girls. They hate the word pooter and hate the word titty. Combined, they are unstoppable.
Dude - You're a fucking Pooter Titty
Whore - *head explodes from the force of being called a pooter titty.*
Dude - *drops trou and performs some necrophilic maneuvers*
pooter titty by billberto April 6, 2005

Ovaltine 

*after cracking a secret code*
Ralphie: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
Ovaltine by billberto April 6, 2005

diamonds 

A form of currency that men use to reimburse women for sex.
John gave Jane a diamond ring last night and now she is little more than a dirty prostitute.
diamonds by billberto March 31, 2005

EnisPenis 

The best way to pronounce ESPN, especially when they are showing endless Yankees and Red Sox highlights or the World Series of Poker.
I can't wait for EnisPenis to stop showing the Yankers and Boo Sox so I can see the rest of the league highlights during the remaining 5 minutes.
EnisPenis by billberto March 29, 2005
Short for Bizarro-worldo.

The opposite of the real world. Good is evil, round is square, hello is goodbye. Introduced in the "Superman" comics and used to extreme hilarity on "Seinfeld."
Bizarro tires on the car are square.

Bizarro Saddam Hussein has George W. Bush locked up in prison.

Bizarro Hillary Clinton bakes cookies for her son's Cub Scout troop, doesn't worship Satan, and enjoys sexual intercourse with a man.
bizarro by billberto March 23, 2005