Definitions by beautifulbastard
graver
A different definition than the goth/raver hybrid.
A secret act carried out that is so embarrassing or awful that you will die before telling anyone what you did...even your closest friends.
This usually falls under the whole, "It sounded like a good idea at the time" deal. Luckily, there are no witnesses.
Destroying something by accident, the biggest lie one would ever tell or a sexual escapade that would bring down the furious wrath and ridicule of one's friends. Forever.
A secret act carried out that is so embarrassing or awful that you will die before telling anyone what you did...even your closest friends.
This usually falls under the whole, "It sounded like a good idea at the time" deal. Luckily, there are no witnesses.
Destroying something by accident, the biggest lie one would ever tell or a sexual escapade that would bring down the furious wrath and ridicule of one's friends. Forever.
I will never speak of my sex-fest I had with the siamese twin midget transexuals I met at the circus. Although I enjoyed it, I'm keeping this story as a graver.
graver by beautifulbastard August 2, 2009
pootacious
That was the worst movie I ever saw! What a pile of predictable shit that was. God, Matthew Perry is pootacious!
pootacious by beautifulbastard August 2, 2009