Petty

When your friend or someone you knows does something to make you mad on purpose and then makes it seem like your overreacting and your the problem when you call them out and in reality your not the problem.

Jeremiah is so petty.
Yeah what a shitty friend

by Kaylow October 17, 2021

Petty Lovers

To describe a couple that is petty to one another

"Yeah, me and Susan are petty lovers, we like to do very petty things when one of us pisses the other off."

by notatoxicperson2.0 October 18, 2021

Petty

La'peria

She is petty

by Failed Adoption August 4, 2021

pettys nautical grading system

1. a grading system petty uses to Distinguish special from his fellow cadet
2. (GNPS) special same gets nautical zeros which count as a -115 every time he makes a zero and didnt study for it

1. the class laughed at special sam and his dumb question
2. sam got 2 nautical zeros and failed the course

by GNPS October 21, 2004

charge it to petty

sams special credit card that his mom emailed to petty and petty denies that he recieved it

god cant help you here sam and neither can all of the card or emails in the world

by PNGS October 22, 2004

A petty reason to stop watching

Is it?

Hym "Is it petty Chris? Is that a petty reason to stop watching? Should I do it because I think you're cooperating with Jordan Peterson to steal from me so I have to do his incest cult? Is that a better reason? Because that's the reason I'm going to murder a kids. Well, one of them. He's not trying to get me to do do it because it's better. He's doing it because it is EXPLICITLY WORSE than what I want and he knows it. He knows he is shit. And he knows his values are shit. And he wants to make me live out his shit values because he knows I will not be happy. And he's doing it because he wants there to be a punishment for calling his daughter a crippled slut with a pouty, fuckable face and there isn't one. I have a right to say that. But he doesn't like that I think I can say whatever I want about whoever I want. It isn't therapy that he is doing here. And the zionist shill therapists he's recruited to try and coopt the psychological institutions are enabling him and likely need to be punished for their complicity. Them and the politicians who've decided to hop on the bandwagon with him. Your incest cult isn't sanity, Jordan. It's just an incest cult. You've adorned yourself in the blood of a long-dead God and now you think you're him. You lie as easily a you breathe and for all of our sakes I hope both of those things become more difficult for you as we get closer to the climax of our little drama we got going on here."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

Petty handle

The ability to handle petty people, like yourself.

Despite the constant criticizing the group said to one another. Christi was able to petty handle the group today, by reminding them for the lack of their team work, and pionted out everyone in the groups most trivial details, revealing her own petty self.

by Bigbootytractor77 October 19, 2024