Soft Mookie

One who is squishy; flabby; pudding like; resembles a flat blobby substance

"Yo, that kid is so bad at basketball!"
"I know he's such a soft mookie."

by Heather Philips January 18, 2013

Mooker Spooker

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

by Axel Scar June 15, 2009

Mookaman

A crazy person who gets into many arguments and is usually angry.

That mookaman wants to fight again. Paul, lets avoid the mookaman to stay out of trouble.

by gr01n5h07 March 9, 2007

Little Mookie

A ghetto name.

(Skee-Lo)
Hey, I wish I had my way
Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine

by lilmookie December 9, 2012

Mookey

1: A nick name for the funny guy in a group of friends that makes everyone laugh.
2: A nick name for people who are awsome.
3: Mytical creature thats half cow and half monkey.

1: Haha. You're hilarious Mookey.
2: You're so awsome mikey. Were gonna call you Mookey now.
3: Hey did you see that creature?

What was it?

I think it was like, half (cow) and half (monkey)

You mean a Mookey.

by Master Mook September 19, 2009

mookie sauce

a sauce or dip for eating with crabs.Made from mayo,ketchup,mustard and several other things.Made and consumed mostly by people with an Africian heritage.

a sauce made for eating crabs.I just made my special mookie sauce.

by ackman666 January 23, 2011

mookdom

1. A force of ignorance that seeks to destroy all that is legit.

2. The nation of those who are mooks (or mook bastards).

1. I can't believe the recent financial crisis in America. The mookdom is everywhere.

2. Those guys robbed a bank in broad daylight. They can't escape the Mookdom.

by MIlton Braddley January 13, 2009