thot-o-meter

A boner, the longer it is the more of a thot the female you see is.

Thot: Hey there, big boy.

Thot Destroyer: My thot-o-meter is higher than ever, BEGONE!

by 69xXx_Memez_xXx69 May 24, 2018

meter maid

A woman member of a police traffic control department who issues tickets for parking violations.

I had to face the meter maid when Jack parked at the bus stop.

by uyums January 2, 2009

Meteorax

Someone who looks like a pizza but insults others looks

Meteorax: "Shut up u ugly.!"
Everyone else: "This guy is such a meteorax.."

by Agendaxx April 23, 2011

Metermabob

Yellow thing with red and black prongs that can test voltage, wattage, ohmage, stupidity, internal resistance, and water content. Also known as a meter.

"Did you stick the metermabob in the alarm to see if it was working right?"

"No, the doohicky looked okay to me."

by CSM OF FW October 4, 2006

heezy meter

a certain meter rating ur heezyness from 1-10

ur shoule is 9.8 on my heezy meter!

by lang May 22, 2004

Boob Meter

Boob Meter: A meter used by straight men to gage the desirability of a girl or woman's mammary glands.

"OH man check her out my Boob Meter is topping out!" Or "Oh look how small she is my Boob Meter won't even move!"

by CPT Spalding March 11, 2010

Balls Meter

A reference to the Scarface video game from 2006. As you sell drugs, kill people, or talk trash to them (i.e. pressing O and having your character yell "Hey fuck you meng!") a meter on the bottom part of the screen, known as the Balls Meter, would fill. Once full you would be temporarily invincible and kill everybody in your path while yelling quotes from the Scarface movie.

In other walks of life you would talk about somebody having a full Balls Meter when they do something manly or badass. This includes but is not limited to an athlete making a ridiculously clutch play, James Bond demolishing everybody at the end of Casino Royale when he thinks Vesper has betrayed him, and professional wrestler Sabu continuing to work a barbed wire match despite his biceps being torn open.

Person 1: Yo did you see Durant's game winner last night?
Person 2: Word man his Balls Meter is through the roof

by A.D. Sellers January 6, 2012