military mom

A military mom is a mother who has married someone in the military forces or has a child that in military forces. Usually displays patriotism, has a "holier than thou" attitude, and contains a great disregard for anyone that is not part of military. Many military moms did not care about the wars or military until they found a boyfriend who is in military.

Also, they are commonly duped by military men into marrying for money and dumped shortly right after their deployment.

Jean decided to become a military mom by marrying her boyfriend of only 2 months since he was to be deployed to Afghanistan.

by maschinetheist October 20, 2010

Andy Milonakis

He's not really a kid, he's a 27 year old Network Administrator with a condition like Gary Coleman that makes him look young, and he does this stuff for fun and to annoy people.

I'm an FBI Agent! I'm an FBI Agent! Boop boop!

by (CSB) July 28, 2005

andy milonakis

Andy Milonakis is a comedian who suffers from a hormone imbalance that makes him look like a child. But he's hilarious either way, because he's so random.

"I hate myself. Have a nice day!" - Andy Milonakis, handing out smiley face baloons.

by Katie J July 28, 2005

Jared Militar

A jararted person. The only word to describe him is "jararted".

Person 1: How's Jared Militar?
Person 2: He's Jararted

by Discorduser717 October 31, 2019

militaretarded

People in the military that use their enlisted status to pick up

Boy: "So I'm an officer in the Navy."
Girl to other girl: "He is so militaretarded"

by SCADLax October 26, 2012

military intervention

One military enforcement of a country/group choosing to be involved in another country/group's personal conflict, whether asked to, allowed to or not. It's like one country saying, "F**k that other country's way of doing things, that's straight-up injustice!", then sending their military enforcement into 'that said country of injustice' to attempt to fix the situation.

IRAQ: I'm gonna gas the thousands of my people, because they're mine and they don't get a say in government decisions.

US: Looks like someone needs some "military intervention" up their ass.

by EZSulten September 7, 2018

Andy Milonakis

A Hilarious Show To Watch A Kid Doing Completely Random Stuff Until U Find Out Hes 29. I feel sorry for him.

"My Glasses Are Broken!" - andy milonakis

by Joe Nazmdeh April 17, 2006