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hard left

To have a conversation with somebody that you think is going well and takes a horrible turn. Happends on tinder often.
ME: So emily you sound like a really intresting person and your nurse. Tell me what do you enjoy most about your job?
EMILY: Well i really enjoy watching somebody die on there death bed its so exciting.
ME: Well this conversation took a hard left goodbye.
by carl h February 21, 2015
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left pinkie toe

The toe that has the least space of room and is the most likely to swell up.
OW! My left pinkie toe is swelling up due to an ingrown toenail. Trim the nail!
by Tree-man19 April 23, 2019
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Left Right Goodnight, Nut

To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).
Sam : Hey Franklin!

Franklin : Oh hey Sam!

Sam : Where's that money you owe me?

Franklin : Fuck your money.

Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.
by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019
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LEDTII

A Spanish Programme Created by Simran Kahlon and Amarpal Khuttan.
You Say: 'Oh Gawd'
Other Person: 'You must have been watching LEDTII'

Often Phrases-
'Oh Gawd!'
'Yayeh!'
'A bit of an apple, a bit of an orange'
'That is mank'
'What a turdfarmer'
'And we'll cya later'
by LEDTII March 4, 2009
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Left Titty

Mike: "Hey, I got just got three strikes in a row! That means I got a turkey!"

Eric: "Well I just got five strikes in a row, so I just got a left titty!"
by GotzGame October 11, 2010
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left nut

part of your ball sack. not the good right one, the left one
by mjh657 May 10, 2019
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better left blank

To intentionally omit information, so as to avoid both lying an giving too much information. Sometimes inferring that the person does not feel strongly, or that they wish to keep their views secret.
When Thomas got to the part of his online profile that asked religious preference, he thought that field was better left blank.
by yet another anonymous January 11, 2008
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