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jewish space laser

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.
I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.
by im u fucking sadist17 February 28, 2021
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laetitia

A multitude of male male partners sharing the same female either knowingly or unknowingly. A laetitia of men is the equivalent to a harem of women.
"yeah, he really likes her, but does he know about the rest of her laetitia?"

"she should really sort out that laetitia she's got going on, one man is enough"

"having a laetitia is selfish, she should share them out a bit"
by FierceMundy April 25, 2010
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Lanette

Probably one of the bitchiest girls you'll ever meet. She's a complete snob and is rude to almost everyone. If you meet a Lanette run in the other direction. She hangs out only with her "squad" and acts like everyone else in beneath her. A majority of people hate Lanette.
"Ugh look it's Lanette"
"Omfg she's such a bitch"
by Shausbdjoam July 30, 2017
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laser

A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing
Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!
by Sam July 19, 2004
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laser in on

We need to laser in on poverty alleviation.
by uttam maharjan October 25, 2010
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laser lips

Some one , usually a guy, that sucks cock.
by amy grant April 1, 2005
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Lametard

A person who is uncool. Usually a cracker.
That lametard needs to shut up.
by Nikki Burgess April 11, 2007
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