Docking and Loading

Inserting one penis into another, followed by ejaculation.

Thomas and Andrew were "Docking and loading."

by Hackelo December 15, 2015

holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!

Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!

by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009

nose load

When attempting to ejaculate on a person's face but the shot accidentally/purposefully goes into one or both of the nostrils thus causing a runny semen nose. This is also referred to as the mistaken angry dragon. When successfully attempted, sexual reward should be due.

I tried to finish on her face but accidentally gave her a nose load.

by Nose-lover February 9, 2018

Loaded Heels

Loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. The bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.

-Aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.

Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'

Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'

Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'

Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'

Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'

by Dingo the Arsonist May 5, 2009

Loaded M

A lightweight, air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed rifle designed for either automatic or semi-automatic fire through use of a selector lever. There are four variants - the M-16A1/A2/A3/A4. The M-16A2 incorporates improvements in iron sight, pistol grip, stock and overall combat effectiveness.

"Got me feeling like opium, I'm tryna dance with the loaded M" - Jim Jones - "Summer Wit' Miami"

by mocha_mami March 24, 2006

load balancing

The act of spreading your load between multiple parties or items.

I performed a little load balancing between my two girls last night.

I performed a little load balancing with those guys last night from the bar.

by skootrscs January 21, 2011

cigarette load

a small explosive designed for cigarette insertion (hemostat or tweezer helpful!)

-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)

these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!

you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!

i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!

i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!

we put a cigarette load in mike's cigarette, it went off when he was 'working' the jenkins babe! -man, was he pissed!!

cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!

by michael foolsley January 27, 2011