jonathansexual

When you highly simp over the actor Jonathan brandis!

I simp over Jonathan so ima Jonathansexual!

by Luna Michael January 23, 2021

Jonathansexual

When you simp for the actor Jonathan brandis!

I am a simp for Jonathan?!?!! So ima Jonathansexual!!

by Luna Michael January 23, 2021

jonathansexual

When you simp for the actor Jonathan brandis!

I simp for Jonathan ? So I’m a Jonathansexual 🙄🤌🏻

by Luna Michael January 24, 2021

Jonathan

A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.

Hey Jonathan leave me alone.

by Miani April 14, 2021

Jonathan Efedje

A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.

That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.

by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021

Jonathan

The most finest, hottest nigga alive. He’s gonna be rich with two kids with a girl named Jazmine ❤️🌝

Who’s Jonathan

“This fine ass nigga”
Ouiii I want him 😋

by Daddyjaz June 22, 2021

Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021