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Jared

Noun: a person or people with the name Jared varying from short to tell hot and ugly straight and gay no real way to describe a Jared but weird
Guy: "I heard Jared hit his head on the ceiling while jumping"
Girl:"that's Jared alright"
by the real J July 22, 2011
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Jared

Slang for a child molester. Came from Jared Fogle, that subway guy who ended up being a pedophile.
"Hey man, did you hear about that dude?"
"Yeah dude, he was a Jared."
by georgiasmalls April 20, 2016
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Jared

Jared from Salinas California
by Kalaokalani April 26, 2008
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Jared Leto

The insane untalented frontman for 30 Seconds to Mars who thinks he can actually sing. He is also a really big ego maniac with a serious temper and attitude problem. Enjoys screaming and throwing temper tantrums like a 2 year old
Jared Leto is the ulimate jackass.
by Kankuro550 October 10, 2008
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Jared Tash

Very, Very sexy kid that has a huge dick and knows how to have fun.. he will show you a great time and can have a hella lot of fun.. He is also a lady magnet and 1 of the coolest kids at Riverton high school
mmm, jared is so hot and fine.. i wanna rip jared tashs pants off
by Your wanna be gf!!!! January 25, 2011
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Jared

A man or woman (no one really knows) whose hair smells of shit. He/She is very short and tends to have a high pitched voice. Jared sucks at sports so he/she resorts to drama. Jared sits at home all day and reads because he/she has no life.
Guy: Did you see that jared over there?
Other Guy: Yeah what a faggot. I hate him!
by WienerMaster3000 August 16, 2010
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jared

(verb) the swift concentrated motion of any elongated object back and forth, in and out of the mouth. While jareding, the person tends to use the hands, with the assistance of saliva, in order to keep a steady pace and safe motion going. Jareding is commonly brought up in gay men, due to their tendencies to suck on each others penis's.
Mr. O'Brien bragged openly: "I jared the best, and I hate leaving messes! I always make sure to finish it off"
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