God Almighty, the Holy One of Israel, the Ultimate Judge, the One Who died for you sins so you could go to Heaven.
1 Thessalonians 4:14
“For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.”
“For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.”
by mrfunny1234 May 14, 2020
Guy at Krispy Kreme: Hi, I would like one free donut. Here's my coupon.
Lady at the register: Let me see that sir. (looks at reciept)
Oh yes, this is expired. Sorry sir. Next in line!
Guy: Jesus Christ!!!
Jesus Christ(next in line): Wha-at?!?
Guy: Oh, sorry Jesus. I just got pissed.
Jesus: Whose name do I say when I'm pissed, huh?!?
Guy: Mine?
Jesus: I suppose...but Jesus Christ is so catchy. I'll just say my name.
Guy: Tuff enough.
Lady at the register: Let me see that sir. (looks at reciept)
Oh yes, this is expired. Sorry sir. Next in line!
Guy: Jesus Christ!!!
Jesus Christ(next in line): Wha-at?!?
Guy: Oh, sorry Jesus. I just got pissed.
Jesus: Whose name do I say when I'm pissed, huh?!?
Guy: Mine?
Jesus: I suppose...but Jesus Christ is so catchy. I'll just say my name.
Guy: Tuff enough.
by hungrychance14 January 6, 2011
-Our father who had died for us and our sins and who had saved us from the devil, he who is always here with us and will always be protecting you, for if you don’t believe he has done he shall say to you when you die “depart from me for I don’t know you”. Put your trust in him before it is to late. God bless you 🙏🏻
by -human November 14, 2021
A boy/guy who is very nice and generous to others, often is a druggie or a user if 20+. Jesus is a boy/guy who sticks up his friends and always shows his emotions, but is mostly shy. A Jesus may often have a big dick, which attracts other females. A Jesus is a very loyal boy/man and will never cheat.
by AlissaCarson2k01 January 6, 2019
Usually a Hispanic male. When you see his face it lights up your world. He’s so amazing it’s unbelievable. He’s also able to make you laugh and smile. Your lucky if you ever meet one. Whenever you look at him it’s just breathtaking all the girls are chasing after him. He actually cares about the girl and isn’t out there just to be a player. He’s hot asf and you wouldn’t believe that a guy that hot could have that great of a personality.
by itsyagalsarah April 5, 2018
by whiteman June 10, 2005
The greatest man who ever lived. About 2000 years ago he was born in Bethlehem to a woman named Mary and when he grew up he started the Christian religion. He taught the Jews of that day and soon he was delivered by some men who hated him to the Romans and was Crucified. While dying he took all of our sins on him so that God could forgive anyone of us who believes on Him. But he didn't stay dead after three days in the grave he rose again and after some final instructions to his 12 disciples he ascended into heaven and lives there preparing a place for anyone who will receive him. Here's how to receive him. Pray this prayer "Lord Jesus I am a sinner I thank you for dying for my sins I believe you were enough please save my soul In your name I pray amen" If you prayed this prayer and mean it you are saved.
by djbeard December 16, 2017