Usually a Hispanic male. When you see his face it lights up your world. He’s so amazing it’s unbelievable. He’s also able to make you laugh and smile. Your lucky if you ever meet one. Whenever you look at him it’s just breathtaking all the girls are chasing after him. He actually cares about the girl and isn’t out there just to be a player. He’s hot asf and you wouldn’t believe that a guy that hot could have that great of a personality.
by itsyagalsarah April 05, 2018
A boy/guy who is very nice and generous to others, often is a druggie or a user if 20+. Jesus is a boy/guy who sticks up his friends and always shows his emotions, but is mostly shy. A Jesus may often have a big dick, which attracts other females. A Jesus is a very loyal boy/man and will never cheat.
by AlissaCarson2k01 January 06, 2019
by whiteman June 10, 2005
The greatest man who ever lived. About 2000 years ago he was born in Bethlehem to a woman named Mary and when he grew up he started the Christian religion. He taught the Jews of that day and soon he was delivered by some men who hated him to the Romans and was Crucified. While dying he took all of our sins on him so that God could forgive anyone of us who believes on Him. But he didn't stay dead after three days in the grave he rose again and after some final instructions to his 12 disciples he ascended into heaven and lives there preparing a place for anyone who will receive him. Here's how to receive him. Pray this prayer "Lord Jesus I am a sinner I thank you for dying for my sins I believe you were enough please save my soul In your name I pray amen" If you prayed this prayer and mean it you are saved.
by djbeard December 16, 2017
Jesus is everything in my life
by tysan ibraTyson ibrahim cha January 01, 2018
1. Unequivocally bitchin'. Used where awesome, cool, sweet, dope, bangin' and monkey slappin' fail--a term so Jesus it fails to describe itself.
i.e. "That party was so Jesus!" "This guacamole is Jesuser than a motherfucker!" And the ever popular, "It ain't bitchin' if it ain't Jesus!"
2. Truth beyond truth. (Note that this usage of the term carries mystical powers, as it may be used to catalyze the transformation of previous nontruths into truths truer than other truths. It is not uncommon for a Jesus person to Jes-ify something previously nonJesus simply by using the word Jesus to describe it.)
Usage of the term 'Jesus' is highly useful to a Jesus peep. It is through this usage that a Jesus peep is able to simultaneously assert and assess the jesus-ness of him or herself and other, potentially Jesus people.
i.e. "That party was so Jesus!" "This guacamole is Jesuser than a motherfucker!" And the ever popular, "It ain't bitchin' if it ain't Jesus!"
2. Truth beyond truth. (Note that this usage of the term carries mystical powers, as it may be used to catalyze the transformation of previous nontruths into truths truer than other truths. It is not uncommon for a Jesus person to Jes-ify something previously nonJesus simply by using the word Jesus to describe it.)
Usage of the term 'Jesus' is highly useful to a Jesus peep. It is through this usage that a Jesus peep is able to simultaneously assert and assess the jesus-ness of him or herself and other, potentially Jesus people.
nonJesus peep: My chips and dip are so bitchin'!
Jesus peep: My chips and dip are Jesus.
Jesus peep: Hitler is Jesus.
nonJesus peep: How is Hitler Jesus? They are two completely different people. Plus, Hitler is directly responsible for the Holocaust and death of six million Jews, not to mention at least three million non Jews.
Jesus peep: Your face is Jesus.
nonJesus peep: How is my face Jesus? I was going to get a sub from blimpie today and I got bored and made eye contact with a baby and the baby started crying and I'm almost positive it was because of my face. Also, the young woman behind the counter didn't put extra jalapenos on my sub and I'm sure it's because of my face. Then I ate my sub and asked the young girl to prom and she said no because of my face and I'm sure it's because of my face!
Jesus peep: This mirror is Jesus.
nonJesus peep: Thank you so much! My face Jesuser than a motherfucker now!
Jesus peep: My chips and dip are Jesus.
Jesus peep: Hitler is Jesus.
nonJesus peep: How is Hitler Jesus? They are two completely different people. Plus, Hitler is directly responsible for the Holocaust and death of six million Jews, not to mention at least three million non Jews.
Jesus peep: Your face is Jesus.
nonJesus peep: How is my face Jesus? I was going to get a sub from blimpie today and I got bored and made eye contact with a baby and the baby started crying and I'm almost positive it was because of my face. Also, the young woman behind the counter didn't put extra jalapenos on my sub and I'm sure it's because of my face. Then I ate my sub and asked the young girl to prom and she said no because of my face and I'm sure it's because of my face!
Jesus peep: This mirror is Jesus.
nonJesus peep: Thank you so much! My face Jesuser than a motherfucker now!
by jesuser than a mofo August 12, 2010