Definitions by Duderoo

Jesus 

An imaginary superhero for people with no fucking hobby.

Jesus loves you!

Jesus by Duderoo April 28, 2010

Gomp 

Any mentally retarded person.
Usually the word implies the retarded person is profoundly retarded and leaking fluids such as spittle, has cake between their fingers, spaghetti sauce on their face, cocked eyes, and a VERY loud voice.

That fucking gomp crushed my kitten's head with his superhuman strength.

Gomp by Duderoo June 27, 2009