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Jesus

Created man and woman with original sin. Impregnated a woman with himself so that he could be born into the world. Once alive, he killed himself as a sacrifice to his dad, who is also himself. Which also somehow saves YOU from the original sin he created you with if you accept him into your heart.

It gets much more confusing than that.
by JadeyVengeance September 5, 2009
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