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Jessica

Man that girl is such a Jessica ugh
by KINGHANDO August 13, 2020
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Jessica

The most beautiful girl that I've ever had the privilege of seeing and dating. She brings out all of the positive factors in an empress. She is very emotionally sensitive so if you're dating a jessica, be sure to handle her with as much love and care that you can possibly muster up. She is the worlds sweetest devil and it shows. She may try to play a cheating joke every now and then to make you jealous (don't do that, I hate it) but really, she's the most loyal friend and mate anyone has ever had the pleasure to meet.

Word of advice; she's the most

beautiful singer you'll ever hear. You won't find any more joy in hearing someones voice than hers. Be sure to sing to her whenever you get the chance, because eventually, she'll sing to you...

Best girl 9/10 because I'm the one she needs
Joey: "Why are you listening to Haileys song by eminem?"

Andrew: "it's Jessica's favourite song"
by NotAndrewB February 4, 2018
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Jessica

jessica is that one bitchy sister in law with a fat ass
Jessica's my bitchy sister in law with a fat ass
by ihatehomework December 15, 2018
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Jessica

A gorgeous girl who has a big heart. She isn’t the most popular person u will meet but she definitely is that type of person who will be with u through thick and thin, she has loads of boys crushing on her and they are still yet to be revealed. She is best friends with me(jasmine) and she is the best friend to have when u need one.
Boy 1: Omg have u heard aid that girl called Jess she’s so beautiful but way out of my league.
Boy 2: Jessica is so calm about everything I think I’m starting to like her.
by Fstdjgsiff November 6, 2018
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Jessica

The baddest B*tch of all. She is very kind and charming unless you get on her bad side. Boss Ass B.
Jessica is the destroyer of Refton.
by Shy~Girl October 20, 2020
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Jessica

A Jessica is usually a girls name. They are sweet and kind but can be Emo af. They get offended easily and are spooked/scared easily too.
Guy 1:"Hey who's that girl over there?"
Guy 2:" I don't know but its probably a Jessica"
by Ch1ppy April 16, 2018
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Jessica

Jessica scared the gynecologist shirtless during her exam.
by Casicus June 9, 2018
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