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jessica

someone who is so posessed by evil and jealousy they go to incredible lengths to see the envied person experience even an ounce of pain compared to what is their life. They are miserable inside so they try to make everyone else miserable too. They wish they were like you yet try to convince people how bad you are. They want people to dislike you because they are so jealous.
jessica the loser, creepy, weirdo, avoid her!
by youcreepcreepcreeper January 1, 2012
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jessica simpson

a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.
Jessica is so classless, could she atleast wear chamois in cleaning their window?
by reese November 25, 2004
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jessica simpson

Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.
by anonymous March 3, 2005
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jessicle

Refers a specific sort of virus in a sometimes tall human being with clubhead tendencies and a lack in understanding the real word. Symptoms include: mild to intermediate alcoholism, voluntary insomnia, flailing arms and stiff legs when dancing. people around them may feel cold sweats, momentary diarrhea, headaches, and a loss of self worth. The term is not to be confused with testicle.
Omg look over there at that tall person in the club ...

woah, shes a total jessicle.
by DaveEW66 December 30, 2011
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Jessica Simpson

stupid byotch, plain and simple.
by loooorrnadoonnne June 29, 2005
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jassive

Tremendously huge; massive, to the extreme.
"She has a jassive nose!"
by noodle_j October 18, 2008
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jessica simpson

The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!
by Piranha April 1, 2005
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