Jake Soon

The expression "Jake soon" has the opposite meaning of the word "soon". If someone uses the expression "Jake soon", they want to say that things won't happen anytime soon, or at least not within a time most people would consider as "soon".

"Jake Soon" is mostly known in the Jake Silbermann fandom because the actor likes to tease his fans with having exciting news "soon". Usually he reveals these exciting news within a time his fans don't consider exactly "soon".

Friend#1: "I will send you the email soon!"

Friend#2: "I hope not Jake soon though."

by Tirpse May 3, 2011

Jake Paul

a 23 yr old who thinks he’s a savage because he commits the crime of saying ‘what are those’ to normal news reporters. He also thinks he can clickbait assault for views when even his 3 yr old girl fans are smart enough to Realise that it’s as fake as unicorns and fairy’s

Johnny: Hey! Jake Paul’s on the news

Jeff: oh god, you might as well just change the channel to my little pony
Johnny: yeah this burns my eyes

by Please save humanity October 9, 2020

Jake Gyllenhaal

Boo Foo'd; getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008

jake thompson

a random pedophile lurking in the woods raping children with a floppy dildo.

wow what a jake thompson

by a random pedophile called jare October 29, 2014

jakeing

Alternative for jk (just kidding).

Person #1: Yo this new Cardi B song is pretty dope!
Person #2: Ew what the fuck is wrong with you?
Person #1: Nah bro, i’m just jakeing.

by MakuTV September 13, 2019

Jaeki

A very well-known Jackoffasaurus. Was believed to have single-handedly -well, we assume that he used both hands in actuality- to ejaculate the entire of the Jackoffasaurus species into existence. He was prominently displayed in an episode of the hit TV series, South Park, where he played a jackoffasaurus character, shedding light on the species for the first time.

Dude, that guy's been in the washroom for like 30 minutes. He must be trying to pull a Jaeki.

by hotgirl228 February 10, 2009

Jake K

He’s a bit of a trouble maker, if he wants he’ll hangout out with Nathan and his brother to do something crazy

He likes to torment an old lady by ding dong ditching her, he doesn’t care what people think about him.

Bro did you see Jake K got arrested?

Jake K is so cool, but his cousin Nathan’s cute

by wewillburntogether October 27, 2019